Time to jam with that band. Maybe this time we’ll start with the harder songs so we aren’t exhausted when we play them. I’m in a band with dumbasses.
A new minion has joined the cause. May god have mercy on your soul.
My cousin keeps bitching about having to write a 5 paragraph paper. I’d love to be assigned papers by paragraph. Ungrateful little shit doesn’t know how lucky he is.
How many of the world’s greatest tumblr posts came from someone sitting on a toilet? I think it’s a majority.
Is it wrong to assume that everybody that can’t do math isn’t meant to be alive? I’m pretty sure I’m right about this. If you don’t get math, you shouldn’t have been born. I also just solved the world’s overpopulation problem.
I didn’t think Ohio could get worse, but apparently they’re having the big Juggalo gathering there this year. Just like with emos, my biggest problem isn’t with the music, it’s with the fans. At least when they destroy the venue, it’ll be in Ohio.
Seriously, calm down Juggalos. It’s just music. And that’s coming from a metalhead.
I keep being introduced to my friend’s parents as being evil. This has happened on 3 separate occasions with friends that are in now way connected with each other. I didn’t think it was that obvious, but apparently I need to tone down my maniacal ways. That’s not gonna happen, but I should consider it. I’m not gonna consider it.
Hurray for USB to HDMI adapters. Now I can play ESO, watch Netflix and YouTube, and whatever else I wanna do (porn) on my TV!
When the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.
A trackball mouse is superior to any other kind of mouse. This is undeniable. All that disagree shouldn’t be allowed to use computers. At the very least, they should be forced to use only the mousepad on a laptop that overheats easily.